Set in a hospital emergency room, three inept surgeons speaking three different languages, come together in an eleventh hour attempt to save the life of Mother Earth.  An examination reveals that her condition is worse than they feared.  Despite enormous cultural and language differences,  they proceed with the operation and open up the patient.  After probing inside, they conclude that they will have to remove her blackened, polluted organs.  Complications ensue when they attempt to replace them with last minute, quick fix solutions.


"An amusing satire.... a stinging indictment of mankind's faith in science and technology."

 Edmonton Journal

"delightful, original and hilariously funny"

The Queen's Journal

"Kept me laughing but at the same time thinking"

Student, Denis Morris high School

St. Catharines, Ontario.


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